Never charge old phones just to see what’s on it because it will be voicemails from your ex boyfriend crying into the phone at 4:46am and it will be equal parts gross and alarming

thebootydiaries:

me n my eyebrows…………we been thru a lot

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poe-damnneron:

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

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bepeu:

boys are out , drinking almond milk is in

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loldodgers:

What if Mike was short for Micycle

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